If I came to you and said, “hey I can get you this awesome job, but you have to pay me 500x what you will make to maybe get it, you will be under constant vigilance and you’ll have an impossibly-unfeasible to-do list from day 1,” would you take me up on it? Would you be crazy to do so?

A co-worker forwarded me a link to an article on TBNWeekly.com that talked about both Obama and Romney stepping off the campaign trail due to fear of being labeled insane. The link came with a note of bewilderment about how a “real newspaper” could get away with writing “this”? The outrage immediately piqued my interest as this was obviously not true.

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If you venture beyond your email and social network of choice while on the Internet, you have noticed that there seems to be a new study released every day that takes a seemingly-innocuous part of your day and tells you that it is slowly killing you. This morning, I came across an article stating that sitting more than 3 hours per day is killing you, even if you exercise every day. Not only sitting but being sedentary in general can shave of 2 or more years from your life expectancy. The same study also says that if you watch more than 2 hours of TV per day, take off an additional 1.4 years. Sheesh.

For those of us who are deskjockeys and HAVE to sit for 8-10 hours per day, we already have one foot in the grave. And if you have a Netflix subscription, you are double screwed. But what can we do to keep the other one out as long as possible? What if you did everything standing up? Would that put years back on? Don’t take any chances. Here are some life changes to consider to combat this heinous discovery:

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With the Super Bowl right around the corner, it’s time to make plans and prep for proper festivities. Whether you’re hosting your own party, attending someone else’s or crashing a few different ones, you need something to make the game-watching experience even better (and drunker). That’s right; we’ve brought you the official Super Bowl Drinking Game of 2012!

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Not excited for Thanksgiving? We have a solution for your holiday hatred: The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Drinking Game!

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The winner of this contest was JC2_MYDOT with: "Now, to collect the bounty on Javva the Cupp!" Congrats, you are our KING OF CAPTIONS!

And the winner is...

"Bartender, two more sequila thots!"

CarlHungus, you are our KING OF CAPTIONS!